Posts Tagged ‘girl’

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A succesful man makes more money than his woman can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.


If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…


Dr. Melik: Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Miles Monroe: Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.


Terry Hoitz: Your farts aren’t manly. Allen Gamble: Are you serious? Terry Hoitz: They sound like a baby blowing out birthday candles.


running tricks


nice grip


The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner’s ball sack.


Opposite of synergy


im in a glass case of emotion


Another tattooed girl


Athletic legs


Athletic legs


Athletic legs


It’s important to cover those arm up when we ride


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