Posts Tagged ‘fixie’

Side-boob


I think I may have posted this before, but whatever…boobs


Only two things are infinite, the universe and big titties, and I’m not sure about the former. Albert Einstein


Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser. Vince Lombardi


Cyclist pushing a car


From small things, big things grow


I want…to be a Faggin


Balls-to-the-wall


Phat Fixie


Phatter Fixie


Phat & Skinny


Sexually frustrated


Wisdom will keep you from getting into situations where you need it. (Bruce M. Sandbrook)


A succesful man makes more money than his woman can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.


I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


You’re doing it wrong


The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!


Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?


Terry Hoitz: Your farts aren’t manly. Allen Gamble: Are you serious? Terry Hoitz: They sound like a baby blowing out birthday candles.


im in a glass case of emotion


Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?


Athletic legs


Athletic legs