Posts Tagged ‘fixed gear bike’

dude looks like kimi raikkonen


Clouds


One for the girls – Orlando Bloom


Focus


The measure of greatness is not found in your accomplishments. Its in how much discouragement it takes to stop you.


You were born as an original. Don’t die as a copy


A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”


I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.


A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

 


The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!


If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…


Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A: It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.


racks on racks on racks


I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.


If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?


art deco homie


After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”


beep beep


Opposite of synergy


Should put the bars in the forks


I am serious … and don’t call me Shirley

  Leslie Nielsen as Dr Rumack, in “Airplane!


Remember to match your handbags to your frames guys, OK !??!