Posts Tagged ‘fixed gear’

From small things, big things grow


I want


I want


People laugh because I’m different, I laugh because they’re all the same.


When the well’s dry, we know the worth of water. (Ben Franklin)


Don’t follow the crowd, let the crowd follow you.


nice box


Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.


When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


Maury Ballstein: Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.


skid


Dr. Melik: Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Miles Monroe: Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.


VERY NICE

VERY NICE

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!” ― Hunter S. Thompson


Good day to you sir


I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.


Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.


We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.


Throw a leg over


Who sleeps with their glasses on? sif !


Viagra


quite a handful


Take your pic