Archive for August, 2012

my mechanic loves my frame


ahhhh-ha-ha-ha it says mount


would you bang her for the bike? I would


he died doing what he loved…sticking his thumb up his…


4 out of 5 rich kids suffer from lock jaw


We need an artistic shot…I’ve got an idea…let’s put the bike…in the tree…yeeeah


Only two things are infinite, the universe and big titties, and I’m not sure about the former. Albert Einstein


It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. Muhammad Ali


Two girls, one bike


dude looks like kimi raikkonen


Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein


Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser. Vince Lombardi


To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent; tap dat ass. Buddha.


Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor, and a fantasy for the guy that gets to bone this bitch. Sholom Aleichem.


Before God we are all equally wise – and equally foolish – and that’s a mighty box. Albert Einstein.


A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool, and i fondle her fanny. Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton.


A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience, moderation, and saying, “you’re gay”. Moliere.


A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. Get it in her hair. William Shakespeare.


That’s one small hoodie


Oh yeah…take it all off


WeeeeEE


Would ya?


Back in my day


You’re doing it wrong