Archive for May, 2012

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. (Robert Frost)


You may have grown old, but you may not have grown up.


The measure of greatness is not found in your accomplishments. Its in how much discouragement it takes to stop you.


Don’t make someone a priority, who only makes you an option.


Don’t follow the crowd, let the crowd follow you.


You were born as an original. Don’t die as a copy


A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”


it’s ok


I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.


I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.


I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.


A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

 


The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!


Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.


The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


You’re doing it wrong


Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.


The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!


Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?


If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?


If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…


Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.


Colouring-in challenge